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fine let me amend that
**legal living

[ and rafe can still hear the whistle of the point sailing over nate's head from a hemisphere away ]

good angle, thoughtful composition but
not the sort of pictures i was talking about drake

[He knows the point Rafe is making, he's just being an asshole.]

if you want dick pics you have to ask nicely

[ UGH ya jerk ]

never realized that was a requisitioning sort of thing

as william horman once said, "manners makyth man"

pretty sure manners don't apply when angling for nudes

touché

are you really this low on spank bank material? i feel like i've sent you an album's worth

what did you institute a quota on this sort of thing when i wasn't looking?

[ which is a hundred percent not addressing the issue nate brought up ]

you didn't answer my question

which was

[ is he being obtuse maybe ]

[Jerk.]

did your phone just conveniently delete all your photos

no they're there [ all of them and so curated as you would not believe ]

it's just good nudes are like bread
best when freshly made

but since it's such a hassle forget it

[Are they in thematically-organized albums? Jesus. OCD much?]

oh my god chill

[Approximately two minutes after the text Rafe will receive two new images, one of which is arguably a tease of hipbones and abdomen, the other being an artful dick pic.]

[ of course they're thematic that's how you sort things COMMONALITIES MOTHERFLIPPER DO YOU GET IT ]

i'm perfectly calm

and appreciative thank you

[ and that chill is evidenced by the pic nate receives in return. rafe with blazer still on, dress shirt unbuttoned to show off tan skin and dark hair and chiseled abs, and fingers wrapped around the base of his cock. if there's a bare bit of smirk included at the top...well. oops. ]

[no because nate's phone photos are a mess]

you're welcome

[He didn't expect reciprocation. Nate is just leaning up against the railing of his little bungalow, reaching for a drink, when the ping comes through. It's...a lot, and he almost knocks his glass off the deck.]

Jesus.

[Oh, right. Rafe can't actually hear him.]

that's a good look for you

[ nate's life is a mess tbh

but rafe has never been one to ask for what he won't try for himself— given the privacy of his office and a securely locked door. ]

then i'll have to replicate it next time i see you again

i'm

i'm fine with that, that sounds good

[Better than good. He sincerely wishes there weren't thousands of miles between them right now.]

looking forward to a firsthand experience

i'd have thought mouth would come first ahead of hands but hey however you want to play it

[ the wish is shared between them but there's only so long rafe can put shit on a backburner before his day job can no longer be ignored.

least there's really blatant not-even-innuendo to ease the distance. ]

ha ha, very cute

you can always fly down here when your conferences are done

usually don't aim for cute where my dick's gonna be involved but i'll allow it

you say that like i don't have the tickets on standby for the minute i'm done here

[Nate would call Rafe "cute" more often if he didn't think it would earn him something rough.]

are you going to let me know your eta or am i supposed to be surprised when you parachute in?

[ wow, the rare instance of Nathan Drake's sense of self-preservation THERE'S HOPE FOR HIM YET ]

maybe
maybe i like to keep you on your toes instead
we'll see what happens

[ but then because he's not a complete ass ]

soon as i know you'll know

[Thanks, babe.]

can't wait

i know

[ it takes a few starts and stops before he tacks on: ] it gets boring without you around

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