[ yes, because bagpipes are clearly such a curse. not like he's spent most of the past decade in literal Scotland to become inured to that exact thing.

hence why Rafe doesn't blink at the threat, just nods thoughtfully along as if Sam's had a truly solid idea there. ]

Viable career path. Especially since, you know, it seems like the kind of work you're suited for: getting your lips around something and just blow.

[ because sure, Rafe's sucked off more than a few without batting a gag reflex but Sam oozes that outdated and ridiculous fragile machismo to make a joke like this perfectly low-hanging fruit. ]