Because that is a great standard for comparison. Clearly.

[ What. No. This isn't giving a damn. Do not mistake this for— Melisandre's promised to teach him some magic and is the first fuckbuddy he has around here, with bonus convenience being right next door for both those things. If she gets offed, that's all out the window. ] I don't give a damn if you talked to Santa Claus, you're not going to some forest demon petting zoo on your own.