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[chardismastic]

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It's like his birthday

[noterrol]

it explains your whole life it's brilliant

[chardismastic]

it doesn't explain anything it doesn't even matter?

[noterrol]

HUMAN BEINGS TOUCH EACH OTHER I PROMISE

oh my god this is why you shrivel up into a husk when i even touch your shoulder. im going to cry this is the best thing i've ever heard

[chardismastic]

sure sometimes not like i keep hands off when we're screwing around

i don't shrivel i just wait to see if you're about to punch me or jump me? what's the big deal here

[noterrol]

mate

people touch even when they're not fucking. i don't want to go down on everyone i hug.

[chardismastic]

dunno you seemed that easy to me

[noterrol]

my wanting to fuck you doesn't have anything to do with hugging

but this isn't about me, this is about you and your mummy and daddy issues. did you really not know that parents are supposed to have physical contact with their children? like it's standard.

[chardismastic]

then why the fuck do you do it

the only issue i have with my parents is that they're boring shallow and useless which probably wouldn't have changed even if they tried that fake hallmark channel crap with me

[noterrol]

because it's how i greet people I don't loathe. it's not rocket science you maladjusted psychopath

what "fake hallmark crap"? do you mean, parental attention and affection?

[chardismastic]

...sounds bullshit

yeah just saves everybody time to skip that nonsense unless you're stupid enough to actually believe that tripe

[noterrol]

wooooooow

this is like taking to an alien. this is amazing. you're so broken it shot past unfunny right into funny again.

[chardismastic]

excuse the fuck out of you "broken"? just because i never bought into that kumbaya bullshit they peddle out for christmas and valentine's day feel-good?

that's hilarity right there

[noterrol]

do you genuinely think other families don't actually love each other?

or are you just a diagnosed sociopath

[chardismastic]

they're used to each other i'll give them that much

please you call me a sociopath every other day sometimes over just drinking iced tea

[noterrol]

why the fuck do you think i call my sister every week if i don't love her?????

i stand by that

[chardismastic]

because you're sending her money on the regular? hell if i care it's not like i get charged for the long distance

iced tea is refreshing as hell you twit

[noterrol]

no its because she's my sister you insane person. she and her husband have their own jobs why the fuck would i send her money

iced tea is a sin. and i like most sins, but that's the worst one

[chardismastic]

you asked me for a reason it's not like i've put a lot of thought into it or your family
again hell if i care

once again you prove yourself bereft of taste