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[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

[ firstly: no

secondly: too bad ]

you realize you're like three years older than i am right
you can't really go ahead and call me the creepy uncle here

[nonscriptum]

well i'm clearly the cool uncle in this scenario since you're so

"hands on"

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

[ There's a looooooong delay before Rafe hits reply. ]

just laughed so hard i dropped my phone thanks

[ (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ]

[meantforthis]

Denial doesn't suit you, Rafe.

[ At least Sam is convinced he's good looking. ]

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

top ten can't miss dives in
where exactly?
bangkok? mozambique? or are you just going to throw darts at a map to pick the next hot tourist trap

[tearsinajar]

you think you have me all figured out
you'll just have to wait and see
make sure you buy the magazine, don't forget to help support the washed up journalist

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

let me guess before you go any further there samuel
i haven't earned that little bit of common decency
is that right?

[meantforthis]

[ Give him a solid five minutes here. ]

Fine

I was a lying asshole to a handful of people


[ Nathan, Victor, technically Elena, literally anyone else involved... ]

That list includes you

[ No outright apologies here because you did try to kill his brother multiple times :| Also, you're still a dick, Rafe. ]

""""should""" is a very loose term ok

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

thirteen years and three bullet holes counts as "working out" huh

you're rich can't you come up with other hobbies

[freebooting]

THAT counts as the fallout from one of your plans
for the record

YEAH THAT ONE that you keep killing which is rude, frankly

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

please nate like you know how to function outside of daily crises

omission isn't its own kind of editing? that's a reach

THEY STARTED IT

[nonscriptum]

i can live a life without being shot at but thanks for shooting at me anyway

i don't have anything to prove
especially not to you

:")

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

fine jesus relax you'd think i was some creep who'd do it while you were passed out

[nonscriptum]

don't act like you're not that person

it's unseemly

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

[ That's because Charlie Cutter is a sensible man who knows better than to trifle with somebody as resourceful and prone to violence as Rafe. ]

i suppose it does make it easier for you to get some when there's no place for the poor schmucks to escape

[noterrol]

[Now that's just hurtful, Rafe. Why are you being hurtful?]

"Schmucks"? Are you moonlighting as a 65 year old Jewish comedian now?

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

what can i say i just can't stand you

[ Good god, the idea that anything remotely resembling Harry Flynn's DNA is being propagated out there. Hashtag yikes. ]

apparently she's dumped him if the vague blubbering noise i'm hearing is anything to go by

except for where he slummed it with you? or are you conveniently forgetting that part

[noterrol]

*upgraded it

[FTFY.]

Oh, well there's a surprise. No wonder he's restoring to absolute rock bottom.

Give him my ## would you, mate? I've got buisness in Miami soon, anyway.

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

i'll be here

[ And since he's just sitting here in the tent working on papers, he can snap a quick picture to text Nate in the meantime. ]

[nonscriptum]

[Not too long after Nate is standing in the doorway of the tent, staring at his phone.]

...did you mean to send me this photo of the lower half of your face, where you're sucking on a pen?

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

because some of us are currently dying in a bathtub

[nonscriptum]

since when were you emulating jean-paul marat?

rafe holds a mini party for himself and a bottle of scotch because v i c t o r y

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

1) calling bullshit on that one

2) i presume there has to be some brain damage involved for someone to go home with you in the first place

3) i stand by these as facts rather than insults

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

subtlety*

and yeah those two things are the only things you know on the subject

[nonscriptum]

ugh why are you always such a dICK

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

christ how has nobody shot you yet

[noterrol]

i would ask you the same thing but I assume you've a whole team willing to take a bullet for the little prince

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

you can have useful knowledge and still be not great so you can keep your thanks cause your point's bullshit

[ And nice hair and a nice couple other things. ]

there's a reason i avoid them

[seekingmyfortune]

well takes an asshole to know one, right?

[...eyes?]

yeah i'd avoid them too if all they wanted to was shoot me

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

i'm a lot of things but stupid sure as hell isn't one of them

[ HE LEARNED FROM HIS MISTAKES ALL RIGHT IT'S BEEN A DECADE GET OVER YOURSELF ]

couple of hits to the face but i'll live

[seekingmyfortune]

[SAYS THE GUY WHO CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT MY LITTLE BROTHER IS BETTER

also just going to refrain from responding to that first text because Rafe just pulverized a guy and he knows how he gets when his temper flares.]

all right where are you? you need a ride?

>:(

[chardismastic]

[from here ]

okay first off HARD pass
second you have put way too much thought into this

[nonscriptum]

well it was either that or wham's 'wake me up before you go-go' so your choice rafael

nope incorrect

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

in your dreams it helps being almost ten years younger than your wrinkled ass

i do just fine thanks

that's like saying you're the smart kid on the short bus it's not that big an achievement

[seekingmyfortune]

my ass is a lot of things but wrinkled sure isn't one of them

oh yeah? when's the last time you got laid?

maybe but least it provided some entertainment. gotta start somewhere, right?

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

modern technology gotta love it

you say that like there's a time you won't go for pancakes

maybe not specifically this but it's always something with you swear to christ it's like living with a sitcom character

[seekingmyfortune]

i don't know i'm still waiting for the flying motorcycle here

yeah but there's a difference between diner pancakes and denny's pancakes. denny's pancakes are superior

well, at least you know it's always exciting when i'm around

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

i wouldn't trust anyone i would hypothetically know not to be involved with anyone else in this particular circle dumbass i know to cover my tracks

[noterrol]

then you're missing out on a lot of good contractors mate

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

suck it up

i don't need to get picked up again you're not my drunken uber

[seekingmyfortune]

who says i was offering to pick you up?
i just wanna know where you broke the window so i can call the cops

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

see i can't tell if you're supposed to be the priest or if you actually go to church enough to know a padre

[noterrol]

is my last name murphy? come on mate

i only go enough so i don't have to lie to my nan when she calls

god i hate captcha

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

i get it was thirteen years but you don't have to make it up all at once

if you want to sample that particular flavor of what the hell, yes

i don't see much evidence to the contrary

BUT CAPTCHA LOVES YOU

[seekingmyfortune]

are you kidding? that's just a normal saturday

what, is she crazy or something?

jesus
any lotion would do?

the PRETTIEST princess

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

jesus christ how much of an apology do you want do you need it skytyped

[ uuuuUUUUGHHHHH WHATEVER VARGAS HAD IT COMING the execution badumtsh was lacking but he was still a pig ]

nobody's stopping you from calling your asshole brother you think i give a shit

i don't care about the dent i care about the nun going to the cops and then i have to explain why i shouldn't be sued or arrested for your inability to drive

Almost as pretty as captcha am i right

[seekingmyfortune]

sure you gonna use your jet to write it?

[OKAY BUT YOU COULDN'T WAIT LIKE FIVE MINUTES???]

hey hey watch the name calling

why are you worried about YOU getting sued or arrested i'm the one sitting in the hot seat here
i mean it's a miracle the cops haven't arrived yet

[chardismastic]

[ from here ]

i'm proud of you getting through it in one piece

that's a weird and specific compliment but i guess i'll allow it

[nonscriptum]

do i get a prize?

you can't say that it's not accurate