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[chardismastic]

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[seekingmyfortune]

apparently not very well if you're punching through windows

jesus, you had an eventful night. you going to need stitches?

[chardismastic]

it doesn't happen THAT often

think i'll get away with just some gauze and shit this time

[seekingmyfortune]

oh yeah? pretty sure they're going to name the sport after you with how often it's happened in the last couple of months

might as well find someone to kiss it better too while you're out there ;-)

[chardismastic]

ugh shut up

and if i don't find someone by the time i get back to the house

[seekingmyfortune]

surprised you haven't gone bankrupt with the amount of windows you have to replace

think i still got the number of that girl i brought back last week

[chardismastic]

i've got enough to pay for new windows if i wanted to break one morning noon and night for the next seventy years

nah not interested in your more-than-sloppy seconds

[seekingmyfortune]

i gotta ask
what's it like being the most hated person in the world

yeah she was a little sloppy
it was almost like kissing a dog
and the reason why i haven't returned her calls

[chardismastic]

if people put a little more effort into improving themselves instead of bitching about me maybe there wouldn't be so many "top ten worst" lists to be on

i just figured it was that hit it and quit it philosophy of yours

[seekingmyfortune]

you wanna tell that to the millions of homeless people out on the streets?

well it was that too
the sloppy make outs didn't help her case though

[chardismastic]

they're not the ones buying magazines or whining in comment sections
they're actually trying to get somewhere

didn't stop you from trying to pawn her off on me though thanks

[seekingmyfortune]

pretty sure no matter how hard they try they're not gonna get to your level of money though

what are partners for, right?

[chardismastic]

i'll be first to admit nobody should be at my level of money myself included

for several other more useful reasons i'd hope

[seekingmyfortune]

amen to that

like going to the store and buying a pack of cigarettes.

[HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE]

[chardismastic]

hence why i spread it around so much at least other people can get some use out of it

you can't possibly have gone through the last packs so quickly

[ HE IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL AMAZON DRONE ]

[seekingmyfortune]

you're a real angel

well, with all your glass punching it's been a stressful couple of weeks

[THEN WHAT GOOD ARE YOU]

[chardismastic]

are you really being sarcastic about the fact i do charity work
seriously?

how is it stressful for you it's not like you're getting punched

[ HE IS PLENTY GOOD HE IS USEFUL AND RELEVANT AND WOULD IT KILL SOMEBODY TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ONCE IN A WHILE ]

[seekingmyfortune]

i'm just saying i don't see you helping out at soup kitchens or anything
like scale of 1-10 how much do you actually enjoy doing it

yeah but i have to deal with the after effects

[SEE USELESS]

[chardismastic]

sure because my presence in a frigging soup kitchen would matter more than how much money actually goes into stuff like that

charity isn't about me enjoying anything it's about common sense
there are problems
i have the means to contribute to a legitimate solution
that's the end of it

what after effects you're not the guy casting a new mirror

[ WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DIIIIICK ]

[seekingmyfortune]

some people appreciate seeing the face behind the money
i know the nuns sure did

well, you know what they say, money can't fix everything
but good for you for trying i guess

no, but i gotta deal with you after

[POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK]

[chardismastic]

but why

that's a bullshit line come up with by people with money to make sure they keep theirs and you know it's bullshit

"deal with" here defined as "toss crumpled cigarette packs at"?

[ SHUT UP ]