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[chardismastic]

i've heard your pickup lines you are absolutely not better than me at this

no because relationships are literally nothing but a waste of time

here i am trying to help and you insult me by comparing me to that hack
1) i don't go to a salon 2) knowing a body needs maintenance is absolutely common sense THEN comes the research to do it right

[seekingmyfortune]

i don't know, they seem to work really well for me

yeah that and you call potential dates idiots

he gives some good advice on some things
1) could have fooled me with that hair of yours. 2) how many people do you know actually look up those sorts of things

[chardismastic]

an unsettling phenomenon worth looking into i assure you

if they weren't idiots i wouldn't call them that
and 9 out of 10 people who want in my pants don't care what i'd call them

500 channels plus the entire internet and you choose to watch dr phil
1) i've had enough practice by now 2) not enough

[seekingmyfortune]

yeah you should study them they might help you out a little

guess she was just that 1 person who cares then
all right i feel like we're getting into some dangerous territory here

well there's only so many cat videos i can watch before it gets old. you ever watch antiques roadshow though?
that's just sad. on both accounts.

[chardismastic]

except where i do just fine on my own
yours are just these inexplicable flukes like people actually going nuts on a full moon - it shouldn't happen and yet

hypocritical given you can't shut up about your own territory buddy

i never understood the appeal of filming animals i mean outside a nature documentary obviously
explain to me how that's sad

[seekingmyfortune]

your contacts list begs to differ
wait people actually go nuts on full moons? what, like werewolves crazy or monogrammed towels crazy?

well that's different

i don't know, they're cute and hilarious.
you've gotten to the teenage girl level of hair care

[chardismastic]

why the hell would i keep them in my contacts list after fucking around? unless i'm working with them obviously
the latter - and it seems to happen more often then yeah

i'm waiting to hear how

but they're just animals
look just because you're losing yours doesn't mean i want the same to happen to me

[seekingmyfortune]

obviously
what, you don't ever go back for seconds?
was it a full moon when you called her an idiot?

rafe i've been in prison for thirteen years how many times do you think i got to talk about this kind of stuff during that time?

come on, didn't you ever want a pet when you were a kid?
wow.
with all those chemicals you use i'm surprised you're not bald yet

[chardismastic]

why stick around for leftovers after having my fill? not like there's a shortage of other choices
and no to be fair i knew what i was sticking my dick into at the start

knowing you? nonstop

what for? unless you're getting a dog for security there's not much point
they're natural-based dumbass