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[chardismastic]

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[chardismastic]

least you got there eventually

i don't know how you survive under these conditions

[bloodmagics]

one day i'll get there before i say it

me either
i'd go live in the woods but a tree would fall on me
or i'd be the victim of a cave in
so i guess you're stuck with me

[chardismastic]

dream big there buddy

suppose i can be the stabilizing force in your otherwise chaotic existence

[bloodmagics]

it's always good to aim for something achievable once in a while

i appreciate it
at least you won't encourage things like the knife juggling like certain other people in my life

[chardismastic]

while i'm not surprised you know people who encourage that shit

i can't really disapprove of them more because you're still the one who went and actually did it

[bloodmagics]

i have literally no defence right now do i

[chardismastic]

as opposed to any other time?

[bloodmagics]

'it was an accident' is actually true a lot of the time

[chardismastic]

i'll grant you that

but i'm also granting that a lot of the time you walk right into those accidents
much like a door

[bloodmagics]

[FUCKIN RUDE]

right into that too
you should be nicer to me i was in the hospital :(

[chardismastic]

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hawke if i went easy on you every time you required medical attention...

[bloodmagics]

yeah true
and this barely even registers as something to be worried about

[chardismastic]

okay you almost had it there
but again

stabbing is at least halfway up on a worrying scale

[bloodmagics]

okay normally yes
but when you rate it against my personal experiences and the particulars of this stabbing

[chardismastic]

this is not the kind of thing you grade on a curve dumbass

[bloodmagics]

i have to do something while waiting for the doctor

[chardismastic]

and so you choose "rank my fuckups"?
jesus it sounds like a buzzfeed article

[bloodmagics]

how does 'Top Ten Stabbings You Won't Be Able to Believe' sound

[chardismastic]

to be honest now that i'm thinking about it
you could accurately describe your life with clickbait articles

this man juggled knives - what happens next will shock you
doctors hate him!

[bloodmagics]

i should be really mad about this
but i think i may have hurt myself laughing way too hard because you're not wrong

he tried these fire hacks so you don't have to!

[chardismastic]

try to avoid injuring yourself any more i don't think they do frequent flyer miles at hospitals

[bloodmagics]

it'll pass
i'm pretty sure i can't reopen these stitches like that at least
and no i'm not taking it as a challenge

[chardismastic]

i was about to say

now that i'm not replying to myself?

[bloodmagics]

i do have SOME survival instincts