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[chardismastic]

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[seekingmyfortune]

yeah but we got a lot more because of my work
which wouldn't have happened if I was rusty
and what is the point of having pockets if you can't even use them?? how is that fashionable

[chardismastic]

not that much more
i mean i know you're prone to flattering yourself but

don't ask me i never claimed to understand fashion i'm just aware of it

[seekingmyfortune]

all right
you and me
one who picks the most pockets wins

you have pockets right
please tell me you have pockets

[chardismastic]

gee how can i pass up what's sure to be an altogether pointless dick measuring contest

sam you've literally picked my pockets for shits and giggles chill out

[seekingmyfortune]

sounds like somebody's afraid to face the truth about his dick size

all right I'm just making sure you haven't fallen to the pointless side here

[chardismastic]

buddy i got nothing to be afraid of in that department

when have you ever known me to be pointless

[seekingmyfortune]

you know that sounds an awful lot like somebody who's in denial

you want me to go down the list of parties you host or

[chardismastic]

i'm just basing this off of many, many, many favorable reviews

those aren't by choice those are necessities - and as necessities there is a point
stupid points but points nonetheless

[seekingmyfortune]

reviews?
what, they write a comment card before they leave?

yeah pretty sure the only point to this party is to let everyone flaunt how much money they have
which, in a room full of similarly rich people, seems pretty pointless to me

[chardismastic]

they're effusive enough without getting pen and paper involved
besides that would involve a bit more fine motor control than i like to leave a partner with

surprising as it may be but you're wrong
it doesn't hurt to court additional funding for expeditions or the museum exhibits that'll come of them
i can't put everything i've got into my actual job

[seekingmyfortune]

wow
you know i was going to say that was too much info but
this actually makes a lot of sense

okay that explains why you're here but what about the rest of these guys
pretty sure not all of them are looking to fund historical expeditions

[chardismastic]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

okay yes they're here to whip out and compare wallet-
but that's not on me

[seekingmyfortune]

what the hell is that

and i'm here to liven things up
i mean what is this classical music they're playing they want people to fall asleep here or what

[chardismastic]

it's a shrug

oh cause you're the life of the party? since when?
what would you prefer they play? fucking boston or some other over-hashed "classic" rock