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[chardismastic]

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according to what undiscovered amazonian tribe's answer to martha stewart??

no the pattern here is how you have no taste
or taste buds apparently

[seekingmyfortune]

i don't know, i'm pretty sure he wishes he had it right about now

all right i will admit that it's not the best thing out there, but they're quick and easy for when you're in a bind
and a hell of a lot better than those celery sticks i see you packing
seriously what are you, a middle aged house wife?

[chardismastic]

yeah in his mouth not on a kitschy keychain

they're not the only food i pack but even if they were so what
unlike some jackasses who still shovel it in like a teenage garbage dump i watch what i eat

[seekingmyfortune]

well yeah that's what i meant
maybe we should send it to him on a keychain though

i watch what i eat too
i watch before it gets into my mouth

[chardismastic]

are you kidding me as soon as you said it was in the freezer i threw it in the trash

do you put formaldehyde in those jokes?

[seekingmyfortune]

what?? we had the perfect opportunity to really teach him his lesson

yeah i like to cherish the good ones

[chardismastic]

i don't give a shit i'm not holding body parts in my fridge like hannibal lecter's dentist cousin

let what's dead fucking die man

[seekingmyfortune]

it was one tooth it wasn't even the size of a thumb

sounds like somebody needs his nightcap

[chardismastic]

just stop okay you're not going to convince me that keeping tooth trophies is ever a good idea

sounds more like you need to get some new jokes
hint: aim for actually funny this time

[seekingmyfortune]

all right i'm just saying it was a good opportunity to keep his other guys off of our backs

oh well thank you for the advice i'll run all my jokes by you from now on

[chardismastic]

with what the peace offering of his busted tooth? what school of diplomacy did you learn that from

i accept your terms

[seekingmyfortune]

it wasn't going to be a peace offering it would have been a warning
you know what, forget it

well thank you very much but i'm pretty sure that belittles the point

[chardismastic]

sure thing hannibal

i thought the point here is that your jokes suck ass