chardismastic | t f l n o v e r f l o w.

THAT counts as the fallout from one of your plans
for the record

i feel like everyone was improvising after that point but whatever fine

however your asshole brother's solo track record speaks for itself on the subject

your autocorrect's got a shitty idea of how to spell amazing and world famous.

[ don't u insult nate within his hearing or vision]

that's right, asshole, i know what autocorrect is.

what do you want a medal?

[ fuq u sam he'll cast shade all over Nathan Drake and nobody can stop him. ]

cause that'd still be more than what your brother's gotten for all that so called fame

he's seen things most people only dream about, if they're lucky.
he's set foot in legends, walked in places lost to history.

[ you've activated the morgan nerd genes now, rafe. ]

medal seems kinda irrelevant after all that.

[ god he hates those genes so much ~~no he doesn't they're pretty fantastic~~ ]

it's not like i haven't found anything else besides avery you know
and i've had the decency not to destroy everything i've dug up

[ not that he's bitter!!! or anything!!! ]

[ well, okay, it is kind of a bummer that there's all that wreckage in the wake of some pretty brilliant discoveries. but still. ]

it's not like he was doing it on purpose
but ok, rafe, props for not destroying everything you touch

[ it sounds super sarcastic but he does actually mean that. ]

[ """""""kind of"""""""??? ]

"sorry i tripped and destroyed several legendary cities"

[ yeah cause he trusts a drake to be sincere ] thanks for the daily dose of patronizing here i thought i'd miss it

[ ok, you're not allowed to pick on his brother but you're especially not allowed to do it while being sort of funny about it because that's the worst. ]

because working with mercs and dynamite requires so much finesse
technically that was a compliment but i get it, you don't get em often, must've confused you.

[ What are you going to do about it, Sam, bleed on him? ]

dynamiting was not my decision and you damn well know it's not how i work
technically bullshit

t f l n o v e r f l o w.

you're rich can't you come up with other hobbies

hobbies take time away from work and treasure so no

""""work"""

yes :T work :T he still has his day job (even if it's relatively boring)

that's very sad says the man who's been imprisoned for over a decade

shhhh who needs hobbies when you can just obsess over something for fifteen years

that's...actually kind of hard to argue

the one thing he and sam can agree on

sends him a book on maritime archeology for christmas

sam you can't get someone xmas presents after running off with your brother that's not how it works