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[chardismastic]

[ nate's life is a mess tbh

but rafe has never been one to ask for what he won't try for himself— given the privacy of his office and a securely locked door. ]

then i'll have to replicate it next time i see you again

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i'm

i'm fine with that, that sounds good

[Better than good. He sincerely wishes there weren't thousands of miles between them right now.]

looking forward to a firsthand experience

[chardismastic]

i'd have thought mouth would come first ahead of hands but hey however you want to play it

[ the wish is shared between them but there's only so long rafe can put shit on a backburner before his day job can no longer be ignored.

least there's really blatant not-even-innuendo to ease the distance. ]

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ha ha, very cute

you can always fly down here when your conferences are done

[chardismastic]

usually don't aim for cute where my dick's gonna be involved but i'll allow it

you say that like i don't have the tickets on standby for the minute i'm done here

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[Nate would call Rafe "cute" more often if he didn't think it would earn him something rough.]

are you going to let me know your eta or am i supposed to be surprised when you parachute in?

[chardismastic]

[ wow, the rare instance of Nathan Drake's sense of self-preservation THERE'S HOPE FOR HIM YET ]

maybe
maybe i like to keep you on your toes instead
we'll see what happens

[chardismastic]

[ but then because he's not a complete ass ]

soon as i know you'll know

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[Thanks, babe.]

can't wait

[chardismastic]

i know

[ it takes a few starts and stops before he tacks on: ] it gets boring without you around

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[Nate is surprised to get another text at the end, and grins to himself. It isn't often Rafe admits that he misses having him around.]

that's cause i always keep you guessing

thought you might like the break from worrying about me, though

[chardismastic]

[ NOBODY ADMITTED THAT IT'S JUST BORING WITHOUT SOMEBODY BREAKING SHIT ON THE REGULAR OKAY SHUT UP ]

general forces of chaos will do that

you say that like distance makes the heart grow less aware of the crap you can get up to

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for your information i haven't broken anything since i got here

[Except his coffee mug, when he accidentally knocked it over the railing and onto a rock. But that doesn't count!]

taking it easy. i have a couple dives tomorrow.

[chardismastic]

uh huh

[ knew it cause it totally counts and you can't fool your..........whatever the hell they are to each other ]

i'm assuming with all proper equipment and necessary company and not a la south pacific pearl hunter

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[Don't @ him. It was an accident and it's just a mug.]

i'm not going diving in a loincloth if that's what you're asking

[chardismastic]

[ ♪♪ it still counts ♫ ]

you know it's not just like you know that acting stupid doesn't become you

surprise le deux

[chardismastic]

though i'm not opposed to the idea now that you've brought it up
on a purely aesthetic level of course

>:|

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if you're worried about me going out with a dive buddy, i might remind you that i'm OVERLY certified for this kind of stuff

and somehow i'm not surprised given your taste in underwear

kiss kiss

[chardismastic]

it's not about whether or not you're certified or qualified, both of which i know you are
this is about a second set of eyes and ears in case that luck of yours decides to run out

is that a complaint about my taste?

>:P

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the water is literally 40 feet deep i think i can handle it

no, just that you like ass accentuating shorts
assentuating

;*

[chardismastic]

i'm just saying you have the worst best luck of anyone i've ever met in my entire life
best worst?
whatever just be careful you idiot

..................................and wow that was awful i'm hanging up now

[nonscriptum]

:)

[chardismastic]

i'm about to tell you where you can shove that smiley

[nonscriptum]

see you soon :)

[chardismastic]

i take it all back

it is actually relaxing and peaceful without you and your lame puns around i may take another week up here