nonscriptum: but I'm only intimidated by people who have some variety of a moral compass (not to be a jerk)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2018-09-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't @ him. It was an accident and it's just a mug.]

i'm not going diving in a loincloth if that's what you're asking
nonscriptum: we wouldn't be in this predicament (well if you'd done your job)

>:|

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2018-09-26 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
if you're worried about me going out with a dive buddy, i might remind you that i'm OVERLY certified for this kind of stuff

and somehow i'm not surprised given your taste in underwear
nonscriptum: I'd honestly be dead without it (modern medicine is amazing)

>:P

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2018-10-04 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
the water is literally 40 feet deep i think i can handle it

no, just that you like ass accentuating shorts
assentuating
nonscriptum: that's the title of your sex tape (what is taking so long?)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2018-10-11 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
see you soon :)
nonscriptum: by which I mean I like to party with books and hot cocoa (heyooooooo I'm a party guy)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2018-10-18 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
take your time, i'll enjoy the sun