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[chardismastic]

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[seekingmyfortune]

well takes an asshole to know one, right?

[...eyes?]

yeah i'd avoid them too if all they wanted to was shoot me

[chardismastic]

so that would likely make me an expert in that particular field wouldn't it

[ He was thinking pistols but he'll take eyes. ]

they don't want to shoot me they just can't stand anyone who doesn't want to deal in bullshit
i mean i don't think they'd send flowers if i was shot but
details count

[seekingmyfortune]

pretty sure you're the top of the branch there

[Such nice sleep deprived eyes]

you sure about that?
i mean it's not like they'd say anything to your face before they did it

[chardismastic]

i'd like to thank the academy

[ Why sleep when you can work all night!!! ]

i've got my sources on it don't worry i'm not about to get shot any time soon

[seekingmyfortune]

and to all the other lesser assholes who got me this far

[wow what kind of boring life do you lead]

see the fact that you even got sources for that kind of thing isn't exactly comforting here

[chardismastic]

pretty sure acknowledging them makes me less of an asshole

[ Work isn't boring, it's fun. :T ]

you'd think it'd be the opposite given the reassurance of knowing any potential bullets will be forewarned

[seekingmyfortune]

okay true, skip the thank you speech altogether then

[I feel sorry for you.]

yeah but it's the threat itself that's a little worrisome
i mean do i gotta sleep with one eye open or what

[chardismastic]

everybody hates that wrap-up music anyway

[ Nobody asked you to feel sorry for me!! ]

not when it's toothless
and don't worry if they ever did get the gauchos to come after me it's not like they're gonna miss and hit you instead so relax

[seekingmyfortune]

seriously just pull them off the stage with a hook or something and spare our ears

[WELL TOO BAD]

well funny thing about guys like that is they also look at people you associate with
i'm just saying if i get caught in the crossfire here i'm gonna come back and haunt your ass

[chardismastic]

talk about old school you want to set up a vaudeville act to fill in between speakers?

[ ASSHOLE HOW DARE YOU SYMPATHIZE ]

and i'm just saying you've got a decent track record for surviving that crossfire
so i'm not too worried about the boston accent rendition of a christmas carol

[seekingmyfortune]

could always use more showgirls

[MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A SAD LIFE]

yeah and one crossfire was enough thanks
who says i'm waiting till christmas i'm haunting you year round

[chardismastic]

isn't that your suggestion for everything? i think i remember you saying the drive thru at bk could use more showgirls

[ HIS LIFE IS FINE AND DANDY HE'S HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME SHUT UP ]

it's a moot point you won't get shot at calm down
i'm so touched that little extra effort really goes and shows how much you care

[seekingmyfortune]

it's a valid business model. they'd have lines all the way out by the highway

[THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE WHO'S IN DENIAL WOULD SAY]

well what can i say i'm dedicated to the things that matter most
enjoy your coffee while you can

[chardismastic]

there's a really tacky joke here about secret sauce but i'm not about to stoop to that level

[ NOBODY ASKED YOU ]

annoying me matters most to you huh
good to see you've got your priorities right

[seekingmyfortune]

there'd definitely be a lot more satisfied customers at the end of those happy meals

[YEAH YOUR SAD LIFE CALLED IT WANTS AN INTERVENTION]

yeah how am i doing so far?
scale of 1-10

[chardismastic]

i'd be surprised about you stooping but that presumes you weren't already down there

[ God save us all from Sam Drake's attempt at an intervention. ]

i'll give you a solid 8/10 on the annoying me scale

[seekingmyfortune]

you wanna let loose and join us down here where it's fun, sweetheart?

[I'll show you intervention]

oh shit
really?
i've got some work to do

[chardismastic]

i feel like we already covered how i have plenty of fun where i am already thank you

[ Bring it on, old man. ]

you don't have to aim for perfection all the time sam let this one slide
for the love of god let it slide