t f l n o v e r f l o w.

[chardismastic]

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Comments

[noterrol]

yes. you were a guest. they asked you about yourself and hugged you twice

that's not weird rafe

[chardismastic]

more than a little weird actually nobody does that

i kept checking to make sure they hadn't lifted my wallet
and then cutter did

[noterrol]

everyone does that. people talk to one another when they visit that is absolutely a thing people do

and look I warned you not to keep in in your pocket, that's just him

[chardismastic]

there's a natural limit to small talk and they just ignored it entirely
never mind the hugging
that shit was uncomfortable

where else was i supposed to put it? down my shirt?

[noterrol]

were you ever touched or talked to as a child? just wondering.

and yes that's usually the best option. for someone with sausage fingers he's an amazing pickpocket

[chardismastic]

of course people spoke to me i went to school after all

[noterrol]

let's take just a moment to appreciate how clumsily you dodged that question

beautiful.

[chardismastic]

i wasn't dodging anything i answered the relevant part

obviously i didn't have some weird touchy feely bullshit growing up it was a stupid question

1/?

[noterrol]

oh my god

2/?

[noterrol]

YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY DIDN'T HUG YOU AS A CHILD

3/?

[noterrol]

[Give him a minute, he's cackling. This is amazing.]

Okay I'm done

[noterrol]

bloody hell this explains literally everything about you

you're such a CHODE

[chardismastic]

i really don't see what this has to do with literally anything

It's like his birthday

[noterrol]

it explains your whole life it's brilliant

[chardismastic]

it doesn't explain anything it doesn't even matter?

[noterrol]

HUMAN BEINGS TOUCH EACH OTHER I PROMISE

oh my god this is why you shrivel up into a husk when i even touch your shoulder. im going to cry this is the best thing i've ever heard

[chardismastic]

sure sometimes not like i keep hands off when we're screwing around

i don't shrivel i just wait to see if you're about to punch me or jump me? what's the big deal here

[noterrol]

mate

people touch even when they're not fucking. i don't want to go down on everyone i hug.

[chardismastic]

dunno you seemed that easy to me

[noterrol]

my wanting to fuck you doesn't have anything to do with hugging

but this isn't about me, this is about you and your mummy and daddy issues. did you really not know that parents are supposed to have physical contact with their children? like it's standard.

[chardismastic]

then why the fuck do you do it

the only issue i have with my parents is that they're boring shallow and useless which probably wouldn't have changed even if they tried that fake hallmark channel crap with me

[noterrol]

because it's how i greet people I don't loathe. it's not rocket science you maladjusted psychopath

what "fake hallmark crap"? do you mean, parental attention and affection?

[chardismastic]

...sounds bullshit

yeah just saves everybody time to skip that nonsense unless you're stupid enough to actually believe that tripe

[noterrol]

wooooooow

this is like taking to an alien. this is amazing. you're so broken it shot past unfunny right into funny again.

[chardismastic]

excuse the fuck out of you "broken"? just because i never bought into that kumbaya bullshit they peddle out for christmas and valentine's day feel-good?

that's hilarity right there