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[chardismastic]

guess you'll never know will you

and just who will manage this steady flow while you debauch in the lap of luxury

christ fine you want to leave it up go ahead and leave it up
you'll regret it but whatever

[seekingmyfortune]

if i haven't needed it so far there's no point in learning it now, right?

well i just happen to know a guy who's got some experience running his own business

holy shit are you serious did i just win that?
why would i regret it
but thank you i'm proud of you i feel like we're making some progress here

[chardismastic]

that's a bold philosophy but sure go ahead

and what would this guy be getting out of running samuel drake's pirate paradise llc

just call it a hunch
it's not progress it's me getting tired of arguing with an idiot

[ When you stumble into the bathroom in the middle of the night for a dump and go ass-end into the bowl, Rafe will wake up with an I told you so. ]

[seekingmyfortune]

well pretty sure none of those pirates were relying on ms paint to hide their things so

oh you know. housing, his own couple barrels of rum, the occasional lost pirate treasure...the usual

sounds like someone's a little upset he lost

[never gonna happen totally gonna happen]

[chardismastic]

if you're gonna go that route i don't think pirates were relying on a lot of things
like readily manufactured cigarettes or hot showers

seems like this guy could have most of that on his own without whatever you're bringing to the table

this isn't a loss this is me waiting

[ Rafe wishes he could document the moment but that crosses a line from smug to sleazy. ]

[seekingmyfortune]

yeah but that's different i'm talking technical things here

oh really? cause last i checked this guy was still lacking some of that pirate treasure

well hope you're comfortable cause you're gonna be waiting for a long time

[chardismastic]

i like that you only point out the technicality when faced with a downside you don't like

some - not all. i got a fair amount of treasure under my belt already [ buuuuuuut it's not Avery so it doesn't count ]

i give it a week

[seekingmyfortune]

well i mean cigarettes and hot showers? they don't know what they're missing

yeah a few collectibles here and there but nothing like what i'm gonna find

sounds like a bet in the making to me

[chardismastic]

never mind basic hygiene

[ oh my god Sam shut up he's found some important stuff ;; ] what we're going to find

what do i get when i win

[seekingmyfortune]

jesus yeah, all that liquor they drank? imagine what their breath smelt like?

[Not like my brother did! Also not going to respond to that because yeah yeah what we're going to find.

IF WE BY "WE" YOU MEAN MY BROTHER AND I]

you get to keep the seat down for the rest of your days

[chardismastic]

i was thinking the gingivitis and tooth decay rather than what they were drinking but yeah pretty much

[ Yeah!! Not like your brother!! THE SHIT I FOUND ACTUALLY WENT INTO A MUSEUM

Goddammit this is what he gets partnering up with people no respect ]

that's weak and goes without saying i was expecting something else to sweeten the pot

[seekingmyfortune]

with the amount of gold they had? missing teeth was probably the last thing they were thinking about

[WELL IF HE HADN'T DESTROYED EVERYTHING HE WOULD BE THE MOST FAMOUS ARCHEOLOGICAL GUY OUT THERE DON'T SMEAR HIS REPUTATION IN FRONT OF ME]

all right fine
you win, i won't smoke near you for a week

[chardismastic]

point
and back to ours - i'm not buying you an island

[ THAT'S KIND OF A BIG BUMP IN THE ROAD WHAT REPUTATION IT'S ALREADY AS SMEARED AS TACO NIGHT IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM ]

still a little light but eh
i'll take it
and in the highly unlikely chance you win?

[seekingmyfortune]

okay but you're missing out on a major investment here

[YOU DARE IMPUGN MY HONOR]

i win i get the car

[Duh.]

[chardismastic]

you want to go to a beach we can hit up a beach but i don't have to buy an island for that talk about excessive

[ ONCE AGAIN I SAY WHAT HONOR ]

sure

[ THIS IS HOW 100% CERTAIN OF YOU FUCKING UP SAM ]

[seekingmyfortune]

yeah like buying up a cathedral isn't excessive

[MY FAMILY HONOR YOU ASSHAT]

get your goodbyes in now asshole 😘

[chardismastic]

it was faster than leasing all the necessary permits
and avery will make it all worth it

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