o p e n p o s t.

[chardismastic]

( x )

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really more like harry -1000 but who's counting

[snaffled]

( tbh )

mate the cheapest thing you own was probably what
400 quid?
i don't think you even know what a dollar is

i figured i could be nice for once but u rite

[chardismastic]

i honestly wonder what it's like to be you

how it must feel to never have a single original thought come out of your bullshit of a mouth

sad, really

never be nice he doesn't deserve it

[snaffled]

if it's that sad why don't you throw me a fucking pity party
at least then i'd get free booze out of it

( instead, all he gets is rafe's condescension, which would only be more tolerable if he had a goddamn cigarette. )

u rite u rite

[chardismastic]

[ you could always draw yourself a cigarette ]

the only party i'll throw for you is when you finally kick the bucket

full open bar with champagne and those little onions on the toothpicks

[snaffled]

( wow fuck u buddy )

what not even gonna spring for kebabs
no one's gonna want to disrespect my memory with you if you've got onion breath

[chardismastic]

[ there isn't enough vodka in the world ]

kebabs also come with onions, you fucking moron

[snaffled]

( )

my point still stands

( does it though )

[chardismastic]

it literally does not and i repeat

you fucking moron