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[chardismastic]

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[pilferings]

i dunno

the uh

guy who makes the rules?

[chardismastic]

i see

guess it's a good thing i'm such a stalwart and law abiding citizen who cares about shit like that

[pilferings]

yeah

aren't we lucky

[ don't ]

[chardismastic]

yeah

no

but keep dreaming big, buddy, you'll get it right along with that pony for christmas

[pilferings]

there better be a pony under the tree

[chardismastic]

what the hell would you even do with a pony

[pilferings]

i don't know

but they're really cute

[chardismastic]

you misspelled smelly

[pilferings]

that's just the way they smell

you'd get used to it

[chardismastic]

trust me i'm used to it

doesn't change the state of them

[pilferings]

next thing you're going to tell me you don't like dogs






you do like dogs, right

[chardismastic]

i like an animal that does a job

[pilferings]

dogs do jobs

dogs do a lot of jobs

there's even a television show about it

[chardismastic]

yes i am aware that dogs can do a job

but most of those jobs i can have done by other more efficient means

[pilferings]

but

dogs


did a dog hurt you in your youth, rafe?

[chardismastic]

no?

i just don't see the purpose of sinking that much time, effort, and expense on something that just gives you literal shit to clean up

[pilferings]

uh because they're a great companion for life?

funny and kind and fuzzy and pure

they're literally love wrapped up with a wagging tail and sloppy kisses

[chardismastic]

maybe a companion for its life

these things live what
seven years? maybe?

so seven years of drool and hair all over your clothes and again
literal shit to pick up

[pilferings]

hey some live for a lot longer than that

also not the point

it's about connection to something outside yourself

also they're so cute, look at them!

[chardismastic]

not *that* much longer

newsflash
since apparently this still hasn't sunk in
i don't do cute

[pilferings]

you say that now ...

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[chardismastic]

yes it's something i've said for a while now actually

[chardismastic]

[ wait. ]

[chardismastic]

"now"?

[chardismastic]

as opposed to wh