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[chardismastic]

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Comments

[noterrol]

a likely story

look if you think i'm a disappointment you should meet my cousins

[chardismastic]

believe it or not i don't give a damn

no don't worry i'm sure it's a whole family's worth

[noterrol]

no, see, if you didn't you wouldn't even bother telling me you don't care.

no, really you should meet them. I need to see it happen

[chardismastic]

[ FUCK YOU HOW ABOUT THAT ]

or i could do literally anything else

[noterrol]

[GOT YOUR NUMBER, DICKHEAD]

come off it you liked my dad didn't you

they're just like that but with prison tattoos

[chardismastic]

[ GO TO HELL ASSWIPE ]

no idea it was all a blur of shitty accents and way too much touching

[noterrol]

that's not actually funny mate

[chardismastic]

who was joking

[noterrol]

wow alright

my parents are good people, yeah? not funny.

[chardismastic]

they're just weird all right

[noterrol]

???????

[noterrol]

HOW

[chardismastic]

they never leave you alone and always up in your business they're way too handsy

[noterrol]

yes. you were a guest. they asked you about yourself and hugged you twice

that's not weird rafe

[chardismastic]

more than a little weird actually nobody does that

i kept checking to make sure they hadn't lifted my wallet
and then cutter did

[noterrol]

everyone does that. people talk to one another when they visit that is absolutely a thing people do

and look I warned you not to keep in in your pocket, that's just him

[chardismastic]

there's a natural limit to small talk and they just ignored it entirely
never mind the hugging
that shit was uncomfortable

where else was i supposed to put it? down my shirt?

[noterrol]

were you ever touched or talked to as a child? just wondering.

and yes that's usually the best option. for someone with sausage fingers he's an amazing pickpocket

[chardismastic]

of course people spoke to me i went to school after all

[noterrol]

let's take just a moment to appreciate how clumsily you dodged that question

beautiful.

[chardismastic]

i wasn't dodging anything i answered the relevant part

obviously i didn't have some weird touchy feely bullshit growing up it was a stupid question

1/?

[noterrol]

oh my god

2/?

[noterrol]

YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY DIDN'T HUG YOU AS A CHILD

3/?

[noterrol]

[Give him a minute, he's cackling. This is amazing.]

Okay I'm done

[noterrol]

bloody hell this explains literally everything about you