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[chardismastic]

who was joking

[noterrol]

wow alright

my parents are good people, yeah? not funny.

[chardismastic]

they're just weird all right

[noterrol]

???????

[noterrol]

HOW

[chardismastic]

they never leave you alone and always up in your business they're way too handsy

[noterrol]

yes. you were a guest. they asked you about yourself and hugged you twice

that's not weird rafe

[chardismastic]

more than a little weird actually nobody does that

i kept checking to make sure they hadn't lifted my wallet
and then cutter did

[noterrol]

everyone does that. people talk to one another when they visit that is absolutely a thing people do

and look I warned you not to keep in in your pocket, that's just him

[chardismastic]

there's a natural limit to small talk and they just ignored it entirely
never mind the hugging
that shit was uncomfortable

where else was i supposed to put it? down my shirt?

[noterrol]

were you ever touched or talked to as a child? just wondering.

and yes that's usually the best option. for someone with sausage fingers he's an amazing pickpocket

[chardismastic]

of course people spoke to me i went to school after all

[noterrol]

let's take just a moment to appreciate how clumsily you dodged that question

beautiful.

[chardismastic]

i wasn't dodging anything i answered the relevant part

obviously i didn't have some weird touchy feely bullshit growing up it was a stupid question

1/?

[noterrol]

oh my god

2/?

[noterrol]

YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY DIDN'T HUG YOU AS A CHILD

3/?

[noterrol]

[Give him a minute, he's cackling. This is amazing.]

Okay I'm done

[noterrol]

bloody hell this explains literally everything about you

you're such a CHODE

[chardismastic]

i really don't see what this has to do with literally anything

It's like his birthday

[noterrol]

it explains your whole life it's brilliant

[chardismastic]

it doesn't explain anything it doesn't even matter?

[noterrol]

HUMAN BEINGS TOUCH EACH OTHER I PROMISE

oh my god this is why you shrivel up into a husk when i even touch your shoulder. im going to cry this is the best thing i've ever heard

[chardismastic]

sure sometimes not like i keep hands off when we're screwing around

i don't shrivel i just wait to see if you're about to punch me or jump me? what's the big deal here

[noterrol]

mate

people touch even when they're not fucking. i don't want to go down on everyone i hug.

[chardismastic]

dunno you seemed that easy to me