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to whom exactly everybody still thinks you're dead

i can think of at least four bond villain jokes off the top of my head never mind the rich bitch angle
yeah i've heard what the shoreline guys have been saying i'm not fucking stupid

well yes when you come up with the fifty different scenarios an umbrella still applies to but that's just you being difficult

i don't know i got some pretty good connections. pretty sure evidence of a rafe adler compliment could get me a ton of money if i sold it to the right people wow. i'm impressed. i only managed to think of five i gotta step up my game. pretty sure that still counts though

nobody will believe you

or you could not and let the private island thing go

pretty sure no
is it really that much of a hassle to put the seat down after you use the head

hence the copies of the text? i'm just saying you're missing a big opportunity here is it really that big of a deal? you just have to lift it next time it saves time

photoshop

i suppose technically i own most of the island where the cathedral is
that counts i like that island

it's the principle of the thing

rafe i'm going to kinko's to print something do you really think they'd believe i can do photoshop or whatever? i was thinking something a little more tropical you know, sipping daiquiris by the beach, being served by women in nothing but hula skirts? that kind of thing the principle of the thing really? it's a toilet you use it to shit and pee in

all right ms paint in your case
anyway it's a simple program and people don't know how tech illiterate you are just from looking at you
...probably

well when you buy your own island you can set it up however you want

the principle of keeping a house in order jackass

what the hell is ms paint going to build my own pirate colony what are you, a french maid? come on rafe break a few rules so you leave the seat up once in a while, no one's going to judge.

something more in line with your abilities

plenty of parrots i assume

tell me precisely what's wrong with wanting my house clean
give me one good reason why this is a bad thing to want

i feel like i should be insulted well i mean if the island has parrots sure i'm not gonna kick them out. just as long as there's a steady flow of rum and money and girls you can still keep it clean with the seat up it's just a different aesthetic

guess you'll never know will you

and just who will manage this steady flow while you debauch in the lap of luxury

christ fine you want to leave it up go ahead and leave it up
you'll regret it but whatever

if i haven't needed it so far there's no point in learning it now, right? well i just happen to know a guy who's got some experience running his own business holy shit are you serious did i just win that? why would i regret it but thank you i'm proud of you i feel like we're making some progress here

that's a bold philosophy but sure go ahead

and what would this guy be getting out of running samuel drake's pirate paradise llc

just call it a hunch
it's not progress it's me getting tired of arguing with an idiot

[ When you stumble into the bathroom in the middle of the night for a dump and go ass-end into the bowl, Rafe will wake up with an I told you so. ]

well pretty sure none of those pirates were relying on ms paint to hide their things so oh you know. housing, his own couple barrels of rum, the occasional lost pirate treasure...the usual sounds like someone's a little upset he lost [never gonna happen totally gonna happen]

if you're gonna go that route i don't think pirates were relying on a lot of things
like readily manufactured cigarettes or hot showers

seems like this guy could have most of that on his own without whatever you're bringing to the table

this isn't a loss this is me waiting

[ Rafe wishes he could document the moment but that crosses a line from smug to sleazy. ]

yeah but that's different i'm talking technical things here oh really? cause last i checked this guy was still lacking some of that pirate treasure well hope you're comfortable cause you're gonna be waiting for a long time

i like that you only point out the technicality when faced with a downside you don't like

some - not all. i got a fair amount of treasure under my belt already [ buuuuuuut it's not Avery so it doesn't count ]

i give it a week

well i mean cigarettes and hot showers? they don't know what they're missing yeah a few collectibles here and there but nothing like what i'm gonna find sounds like a bet in the making to me

never mind basic hygiene

[ oh my god Sam shut up he's found some important stuff ;; ] what we're going to find

what do i get when i win

jesus yeah, all that liquor they drank? imagine what their breath smelt like?

[Not like my brother did! Also not going to respond to that because yeah yeah what we're going to find.

IF WE BY "WE" YOU MEAN MY BROTHER AND I]

you get to keep the seat down for the rest of your days

Edited 2017-02-05 07:57 (UTC)

i was thinking the gingivitis and tooth decay rather than what they were drinking but yeah pretty much

[ Yeah!! Not like your brother!! THE SHIT I FOUND ACTUALLY WENT INTO A MUSEUM

Goddammit this is what he gets partnering up with people no respect ]

that's weak and goes without saying i was expecting something else to sweeten the pot

with the amount of gold they had? missing teeth was probably the last thing they were thinking about

[WELL IF HE HADN'T DESTROYED EVERYTHING HE WOULD BE THE MOST FAMOUS ARCHEOLOGICAL GUY OUT THERE DON'T SMEAR HIS REPUTATION IN FRONT OF ME]

all right fine you win, i won't smoke near you for a week

Edited 2017-02-05 08:59 (UTC)

point
and back to ours - i'm not buying you an island

[ THAT'S KIND OF A BIG BUMP IN THE ROAD WHAT REPUTATION IT'S ALREADY AS SMEARED AS TACO NIGHT IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM ]

still a little light but eh
i'll take it
and in the highly unlikely chance you win?

okay but you're missing out on a major investment here

[YOU DARE IMPUGN MY HONOR]

i win i get the car

[Duh.]

you want to go to a beach we can hit up a beach but i don't have to buy an island for that talk about excessive

[ ONCE AGAIN I SAY WHAT HONOR ]

sure

[ THIS IS HOW 100% CERTAIN OF YOU FUCKING UP SAM ]

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