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[chardismastic]

oh jesus get over yourself

i think you're underselling her resilience
and besides it's you she's gotta be used to disappointment by now

[noterrol]

see, it's like if i called you vinny or pointed out that having any gold chains is more than any one man should actually own

i end up paying for half of her things so my sister's actually the family disappointment. she converted

[chardismastic]

hence why i only wear silver and if you ever called me vinny i'd just kick your ass

yeah but you're still
y'know
you
i'd figure that trumps everything else

[noterrol]

i've seen the gold though, love. i know it's there. and besides, metal jewelry on men is tasteless anyway

i'm hurt by your assumption that i'm anything less than a perfect grandson.

[chardismastic]

first, that one doesn't count it was a gift. second, you're the last to talk about tasteless on anybody

only because i know you

[noterrol]

it absolutely 100% counts. if it's not a ring you're embarrassing yourself


I'm hurt, adler. hurt.

[chardismastic]

it. was a gift. and not one i was about to turn down.

you'll survive she clearly has

[noterrol]

a likely story

look if you think i'm a disappointment you should meet my cousins

[chardismastic]

believe it or not i don't give a damn

no don't worry i'm sure it's a whole family's worth

[noterrol]

no, see, if you didn't you wouldn't even bother telling me you don't care.

no, really you should meet them. I need to see it happen

[chardismastic]

[ FUCK YOU HOW ABOUT THAT ]

or i could do literally anything else

[noterrol]

[GOT YOUR NUMBER, DICKHEAD]

come off it you liked my dad didn't you

they're just like that but with prison tattoos

[chardismastic]

[ GO TO HELL ASSWIPE ]

no idea it was all a blur of shitty accents and way too much touching

[noterrol]

that's not actually funny mate

[chardismastic]

who was joking

[noterrol]

wow alright

my parents are good people, yeah? not funny.

[chardismastic]

they're just weird all right

[noterrol]

???????

[noterrol]

HOW

[chardismastic]

they never leave you alone and always up in your business they're way too handsy

[noterrol]

yes. you were a guest. they asked you about yourself and hugged you twice

that's not weird rafe

[chardismastic]

more than a little weird actually nobody does that

i kept checking to make sure they hadn't lifted my wallet
and then cutter did

[noterrol]

everyone does that. people talk to one another when they visit that is absolutely a thing people do

and look I warned you not to keep in in your pocket, that's just him

[chardismastic]

there's a natural limit to small talk and they just ignored it entirely
never mind the hugging
that shit was uncomfortable

where else was i supposed to put it? down my shirt?

[noterrol]

were you ever touched or talked to as a child? just wondering.

and yes that's usually the best option. for someone with sausage fingers he's an amazing pickpocket