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[chardismastic]

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Comments

[pilferings]

:)

[chardismastic]

bite me

[pilferings]

well sure

that's all part of the foreplay

[chardismastic]

would be a better use of your time than dueling in home depot

[pilferings]

but then we wouldn't have two garden rakes!

[chardismastic]

oh no there's no we in this

you can double fist your green thumb all on your own, buddy

[pilferings]

oh come on

what am i gonna do with two garden rakes?

[chardismastic]

don't know why you're asking me
but maybe a name change is in order

nathan rake has a ring to it

[pilferings]

was that a pun i just read?

did you just pun at me?

well whaddaya know

[ Buying up two garden rakes is totally worth it just for that. c': ]

[chardismastic]

i've never made a pun in my life

[pilferings]

first time for everything

[chardismastic]

[ screenshots the conversation, then deletes the message in question ]

sorry, don't know what you're talking about

[pilferings]

[ damnit, he's really gonna need to learn how to do that whole ..... technology thing

/waves hand ]

well that was rude

[chardismastic]

[ but it is not this day /aragorn ]

what was? :)

just this face foREVER

[pilferings]

ok fine

[pilferings]

uh huh

you think you're a real smart guy

but you'll never erase that moment from my brain

[chardismastic]

i don't have to erase anything out of your brain, i can just distract it

give it some better memories to focus on

[pilferings]

i'm listening

[ or reading, as it were ]

[chardismastic]

dueling makes for a hell of a workout, even with rakes

strenuous exercise like that demands a rubdown afterward

[pilferings]

okay i'm picking up what you're putting down

tell me more about this post-rake workout rubdown

[chardismastic]

i'm talking a full hands-on experience

that kind that digs in deep and make you groan but afterward? you're ready to melt into the bed

[pilferings]

christ

that sounds amazing

and i am feeling pretty sore after that duel, i've gotta say

[chardismastic]

of course you are

fencing's a full-body workout, which means you have to make sure it's a very
thorough
treatment afterwards

[pilferings]

you're absolutely right

sign me up

[chardismastic]

[ and because he can't ever not be a little shit— ]

let me set you up an appointment then

how's next thursday sound?