chardismastic | o p e n p o s t.

[ what book— the skittles encyclopedia? ]

would be awkward to laugh this much if it wasn't

[ this is a lie: the most rafe ever does is a smug chuckle.

but if harry is curious about what happened to his actual cigarettes, he'll soon get a notif for an attachment.jpg — and he can click through to seeing a pic of them dumped in a toilet bowl. and it looks as if someone made an effort to dump them so they float in a smiley-face setup.

dunno who that could be. ]

( what does he look like a librarian?

w o w he's gonna kill u rafe he absolutely did not steal those cigarettes he's a good law abiding citizen 🖕🤬🖕 )

you're a real fucking wanker adler you owe me £12 and £250000 for emotional trauma

[ maybe at a porno swap lending library

it wasn't theft, it was an act of public service. 😇🕊️😇 fighting pollution, one smoker at a time. ]

send me an invoice

i can get a bird specifically so i can use it to line a cage

( that was a reputable institution he'll have you know. )

no wait hang on i need to know where the bloody hell did you get crayons anyway did you actually step foot inside an asda

[ a hundred percent chance of catching athlete's cock from sticky pages does not reputable make ]

does the idea of me stepping into a dollar store really blow your tiny little mind that much?

( tbh )

mate the cheapest thing you own was probably what 400 quid? i don't think you even know what a dollar is

i honestly wonder what it's like to be you

how it must feel to never have a single original thought come out of your bullshit of a mouth

sad, really

if it's that sad why don't you throw me a fucking pity party at least then i'd get free booze out of it

( instead, all he gets is rafe's condescension, which would only be more tolerable if he had a goddamn cigarette. )

[ you could always draw yourself a cigarette ]

the only party i'll throw for you is when you finally kick the bucket

full open bar with champagne and those little onions on the toothpicks

( wow fuck u buddy )

what not even gonna spring for kebabs no one's gonna want to disrespect my memory with you if you've got onion breath

[ there isn't enough vodka in the world ]

kebabs also come with onions, you fucking moron

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my point still stands

( does it though )

it literally does not and i repeat

you fucking moron

o p e n p o s t.

cw harry's face in the previous comment

cw the size of rafe's ego

cw flynn's microdick

rafe 1 harry 0

rafe 10000* harry 0 (ftfy)

really more like harry -1000 but who's counting

i figured i could be nice for once but u rite

never be nice he doesn't deserve it

u rite u rite

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