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lady wasn't protesting at all earlier ;-) seriously? with who? i was thinking somewhere where you don't want to die from boredom

i can't tell if you're just being crass or if you're as ignorant of shakespeare as your brother

why so interested in my little black book?

i don't know "flopped out drunk on the couch" is sounding like a pretty good somewhere to me

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what does shakespeare have to do with anything i never see you bring anyone over. you have another house just for your one night stands or do you just do it in your car or something? all right good point. which reminds me you're going to have to buy some more whiskey here

christ if you spent as much time reading as you did smoking- that's where the line is from. "the lady doth protest too much"? it's shakespeare you moron

of course i don't have another house for this i get a hotel room. why would i bring anyone over? you're here

thank you for actually telling me this now instead of when i get there. i'll pick it up on the way

hey hey hey just because i'm not quoting shakespeare doesn't mean i don't read you get a hotel room? what, like every time you're in the mood to bang someone you just make a reservation? your presence never stopped me from bringing people over before going to need a new pack of cigarettes too

i'm talking reading something not in a dead language

i never need a reservation there's always a room available when i ask. and you don't have to tell me i don't stop you- i've seen enough the company you keep and gotta tell you i'm not impressed

if you think i'm buying you a pack after you smoked up in my car you got another thing coming

okay but you gotta admit reading something in a dead language is pretty impressive wow. i don't know what's sadder the fact that you go to a hotel or the fact that they have a room available whenever you ask for one well more for me then ;-) are you serious it was one cigarette and i didn't even finish it

you've got your skill set i won't deny that

how is that sad it's a hotel the whole point is for there to be a room when i want one
oh no let me cry at my clear and evident loss ;(

it was the one cigarette that i've caught you with and even that was one too many

holy shit i'm getting that text framed how often do you have to go to that hotel that they actually have a room waiting for you? you want me to call someone to go to your room to help you feel better? jesus, what is this, a military base?

you've got enough ego without me helping it along

sam
it's less a question of frequency and more a question of owning the hotel

there are like three rules get over yourself

too late i'm hanging it over my bed are you serious? you own the hotel?? i mean i guess it makes sense but jesus christ you gonna tell me you own your island too? okay there are not three rules there are like fifty commandments here

presuming you remember how to work the printer

don't be ridiculous
a hotel is a good investment. what kind of return are you supposed to get from an island?

what fifty commandments
don't smoke inside, clean up after yourself, put shit back where you found it when you're finished with it
common sense man

who says i'm doing the printing? i'm taking it to one of those professional photo shop places uh how about the return of bragging about owning an island??? take off your shoes when you enter, hang up your jacket, keep the toilet seat down, i mean they were more lenient in prison jesus

probably not the weirdest thing they've ever had to do at a kinko's

if i bragged about that shit i wouldn't have time to blink before you started in on the jokes

all those things fall under the umbrellas of cleaning up after yourself and putting shit back where you found it

i'm going to make copies and distribute it too are you kidding me we could be on a private island right now why would i joke about that yeah so when you break down each of those categories you get the fifty commandments

to whom exactly everybody still thinks you're dead

i can think of at least four bond villain jokes off the top of my head never mind the rich bitch angle
yeah i've heard what the shoreline guys have been saying i'm not fucking stupid

well yes when you come up with the fifty different scenarios an umbrella still applies to but that's just you being difficult

i don't know i got some pretty good connections. pretty sure evidence of a rafe adler compliment could get me a ton of money if i sold it to the right people wow. i'm impressed. i only managed to think of five i gotta step up my game. pretty sure that still counts though

nobody will believe you

or you could not and let the private island thing go

pretty sure no
is it really that much of a hassle to put the seat down after you use the head

hence the copies of the text? i'm just saying you're missing a big opportunity here is it really that big of a deal? you just have to lift it next time it saves time

photoshop

i suppose technically i own most of the island where the cathedral is
that counts i like that island

it's the principle of the thing

rafe i'm going to kinko's to print something do you really think they'd believe i can do photoshop or whatever? i was thinking something a little more tropical you know, sipping daiquiris by the beach, being served by women in nothing but hula skirts? that kind of thing the principle of the thing really? it's a toilet you use it to shit and pee in

all right ms paint in your case
anyway it's a simple program and people don't know how tech illiterate you are just from looking at you
...probably

well when you buy your own island you can set it up however you want

the principle of keeping a house in order jackass

what the hell is ms paint going to build my own pirate colony what are you, a french maid? come on rafe break a few rules so you leave the seat up once in a while, no one's going to judge.

something more in line with your abilities

plenty of parrots i assume

tell me precisely what's wrong with wanting my house clean
give me one good reason why this is a bad thing to want

i feel like i should be insulted well i mean if the island has parrots sure i'm not gonna kick them out. just as long as there's a steady flow of rum and money and girls you can still keep it clean with the seat up it's just a different aesthetic

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