o p e n p o s t.

[chardismastic]

( x )

Comments

[pilferings]

god rafe you make it sound like we've signed contracts through lawyers or something

1/2

[chardismastic]

we could

[chardismastic]

are you saying you aren't satisfied with current conditions?

[pilferings]

i'm saying maybe you could say what you're feeling in layman's terms once in a while

aka without the contractual lingo

[chardismastic]

a beach house doesn't sound bad

[pilferings]

see, was that so hard?

[chardismastic]

shut up

[ yes. ]

[pilferings]

:)

[chardismastic]

bite me

[pilferings]

well sure

that's all part of the foreplay

[chardismastic]

would be a better use of your time than dueling in home depot

[pilferings]

but then we wouldn't have two garden rakes!

[chardismastic]

oh no there's no we in this

you can double fist your green thumb all on your own, buddy

[pilferings]

oh come on

what am i gonna do with two garden rakes?

[chardismastic]

don't know why you're asking me
but maybe a name change is in order

nathan rake has a ring to it

[pilferings]

was that a pun i just read?

did you just pun at me?

well whaddaya know

[ Buying up two garden rakes is totally worth it just for that. c': ]

[chardismastic]

i've never made a pun in my life

[pilferings]

first time for everything

[chardismastic]

[ screenshots the conversation, then deletes the message in question ]

sorry, don't know what you're talking about

[pilferings]

[ damnit, he's really gonna need to learn how to do that whole ..... technology thing

/waves hand ]

well that was rude

[chardismastic]

[ but it is not this day /aragorn ]

what was? :)

just this face foREVER

[pilferings]

ok fine

[pilferings]

uh huh

you think you're a real smart guy

but you'll never erase that moment from my brain

[chardismastic]

i don't have to erase anything out of your brain, i can just distract it

give it some better memories to focus on

[pilferings]

i'm listening

[ or reading, as it were ]