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[chardismastic]

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[pilferings]

well it was a little like that

less escorting and more

me voluntarily leaving the place knowing i'm gonna have to come back one day

by the way do you need a big garden rake?

i have two

[chardismastic]

suppose i should be grateful they didn't call the rentacops
be a little underwhelming to add "rowdy at a home depot" to your long and illustrious rap sheet

... you bought the rakes.

[pilferings]

uh

yeah

yeah i bought the rakes

i felt bad!

[chardismastic]

bad enough to buy them

not bad enough to avoid creating the situation in the first place

okay

[pilferings]

[ NOT THE POINT ]

hey

YOU try to refuse a rake duel and see whether you come out of it buying rakes to appease the customer service reps

[chardismastic]

[ THEN WHAT WAS ]

you say that as if that's a normal temptation that crops in the course of day to day business

[pilferings]

[ THERE IS ONE

HE'S GONNA FIND IT ]

it's completely normal!






if you're me

[chardismastic]

[ let him know if you need a map ]

you being a shining example of humdrum normal average joe

[pilferings]

more or less

yeah

[chardismastic]

hate to break it to you but you are about the farthest goddamn thing from ordinary

[pilferings]

overall that's not a bad thing, right

[chardismastic]

stuck around this long, haven't i?

[pilferings]

yeah

guess you have

[chardismastic]

so there's your answer

[pilferings]

[ c: ]





so about those garden rakes

[chardismastic]

[ moron

but okay yes let's talk about this rather than an actual emotion ]

what about them, green thumb

[pilferings]

[ what is an emotion

can he eat it ]

make some room in your shed because i'm giving you one

and if you don't have a shed, maybe get one of those too

[chardismastic]

[ if you deep fry it maybe and serve it with arepas ]

nate

i live in an apartment in nyc
what the fuck kind of shed do you think is going to happen there

[pilferings]

huh good point

you don't have one of those rooftop community garden things everyone's raving about these days?

there's gotta be a shed up there

[chardismastic]

no

the apartment is the rooftop

a distinct difference

[pilferings]

right

i forgot some people spend inordinate amounts of wealth to live on a roof

[chardismastic]

it's manhattan, everything's inordinately expensive

[pilferings]

yeah i've seen what penthouses go for

remind me why people wanna live there again?

[chardismastic]

real estate investment

better views

no dumbasses stomping on the ceiling at 3am

[pilferings]

well the views are pretty fantastic, i'll give you that

but i'll take a house by the beach any day