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[chardismastic]

( x )

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tflns bc i had to

[pilferings]

apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon

1/2

[chardismastic]

i literally left you alone for two minutes

*two minutes*

[chardismastic]

what were you using to duel with

[ look, he can judge Nate for being a five year old and still be a sword nerd about the incident. ]

[pilferings]

one of those extra long garden rakes

so i guess i wasn't exactly under the radar or anything

[ oops ]

[chardismastic]

as opposed to your usual trademark subtlety?

[pilferings]

well obviously

[ he sneek!!! like a snek!!!

except when he's accidentally destroying entire cities ]

[chardismastic]

[ uh huh ]

can i assume that you've since been escorted from the premises due to disorderly duel conduct?

[pilferings]

it wasn't

EXACTLY

like that

[chardismastic]

really

then enlighten me, scaramouche

[pilferings]

well it was a little like that

less escorting and more

me voluntarily leaving the place knowing i'm gonna have to come back one day

by the way do you need a big garden rake?

i have two

[chardismastic]

suppose i should be grateful they didn't call the rentacops
be a little underwhelming to add "rowdy at a home depot" to your long and illustrious rap sheet

... you bought the rakes.

[pilferings]

uh

yeah

yeah i bought the rakes

i felt bad!

[chardismastic]

bad enough to buy them

not bad enough to avoid creating the situation in the first place

okay

[pilferings]

[ NOT THE POINT ]

hey

YOU try to refuse a rake duel and see whether you come out of it buying rakes to appease the customer service reps

[chardismastic]

[ THEN WHAT WAS ]

you say that as if that's a normal temptation that crops in the course of day to day business

[pilferings]

[ THERE IS ONE

HE'S GONNA FIND IT ]

it's completely normal!






if you're me

[chardismastic]

[ let him know if you need a map ]

you being a shining example of humdrum normal average joe

[pilferings]

more or less

yeah

[chardismastic]

hate to break it to you but you are about the farthest goddamn thing from ordinary

[pilferings]

overall that's not a bad thing, right

[chardismastic]

stuck around this long, haven't i?

[pilferings]

yeah

guess you have

[chardismastic]

so there's your answer

[pilferings]

[ c: ]





so about those garden rakes

[chardismastic]

[ moron

but okay yes let's talk about this rather than an actual emotion ]

what about them, green thumb